At The Animal Shelter.
Me: Cats don’t like me, because they know i want them to be dogs.
Cat: Actually, I’m a dog. I’mma sit in your lap now. Thanks.
Me: Oh. Well, but i have to go home…
Cat: Nope.
Me: …
Cat: Scratch my butt?
(Hair cut by a friend who works at Hair Metal in Brooklyn.)
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